With Halo 3 just around the corner, hype for the game is at an all time high, with people lining up outside stores to get their hands on the game, chugging away at 12-packs of Halo-flavored Mountain Dew Game Fuel and Slurpees, leaked scans of the manual and MC action figs in hand as they furiously debate why the Master Chief kicks the collective asses of every game hero ever made. As if all this merchandising wasn’t enough, one person has been cheeky enough to take the marketing to a whole new level. Presenting, the Halo 3 condom. Obviously someone’s little Photochop experiment, it just goes to show how we’re willing to buy anything with a Halo brand logo on it, but I guess I shouldn’t be one to talk. We don’t know how your partner is going to appreciate this, but we sure do know where the designer of this “Bungie brand condom” got his inspiration from – the opening cutscene of The Maw level from Halo.

Cortana: This thing is falling apart!
Master Chief: (calmly) It’ll hold.
Cortana: (panicky) We’re not gonna make it!
Master Chief: We’ll make it.
Cortana: PULL UP! PULL UP!
*crash* *boom* *bang*
Cortana: (annoyed) You did that on purpose, didn’t you?

Oh well, my lame awesome joke has been made. No, wait, I have one more. “Wonder if this is what Bungie had in mind when they announced 4-player co-op”. Ooh, I have another. “Better get the SERIOUS toothpaste!” … OK, OK, I’m goin’ already…

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By N2H

• Parag Vad Says:
  September 19th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

  Finish the fuck…ROFL!!!