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As the popular myth goes, gamers really don’t have a love-life, a sex-life or a life of any kind to speak of. Gamers are just meant to guzzle on Game Fuel while they live out their Master Chief fantasies, all the while Googling up “Cortana-Master Chief sex” search strings. Valentine Days are meant to be celebrated by the mushy types. A hardcore gamer would rather prefer a well perforated and bullet ridden alien rather then a beautiful red rose. And lets face it: Who needs women except for when you need a quick sandwich between your COD4 MP breaks?
TAP firmly believes in the Hardcore-Gamer stereotype and try to live up to it everyday. But, we still are considerate towards our section of readers who are sacrilegious enough to go out with their girlfriends/wives/make-believe girl friends on Valentine’s Day rather then do something great like saving the world from the next set of aliens. For them, our Chief Pencil Pusher, Bobby Sandhu, brings you The Perfect Valentine Card, to woo your lady love.
A word of caution: TAP is not responsible in any way if it results in a break-up. Though we would love to know the fact that we saved a fellow gamer from a life of misery and delivered him to video-game heaven where there are no nagging wives and no questioning girlfriends.
Just Cortana and Mona Sax.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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Thursday, February 14th, 2008 08:58 pm GMT +5.5 at 8:58 pm
Why thank you! You crazy bastards just made this day special.
Also – this is TAP’s first Valentine’s Day – let the slaughter begin!
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 09:00 pm GMT +5.5 at 9:00 pm
Major props and colorful trinkets to the Durkaman. He knows how to treat a man and/or woman right
Friday, February 15th, 2008 12:30 am GMT +5.5 at 12:30 am
cody has really given the life to my otherwise inorganic card with his words.. and it also makes more sense now that all of us are actually having females in our lives…. u know what i mean and who im talking about… including myself…. heh heh… people buying cars…. people losing interest in downloads… people keeping games in mint condition… people finally going to work-not to work, but….
this one goes to the new beginnings…and the new beginnings of endings….
Friday, February 15th, 2008 03:54 pm GMT +5.5 at 3:54 pm
Heh Heh! Infact I had no idea that I was supposed to email it to the team rather then putting it up on the site!
Friday, February 15th, 2008 06:18 pm GMT +5.5 at 6:18 pm
I wonder where Parag is these days? Still running around behind his irl friend, i suppose!
Friday, February 15th, 2008 07:50 pm GMT +5.5 at 7:50 pm
^Oh i am here, my lord…Just had some corrective surgery done in my eyesies…Had a real quiet valentines as i am not suppposed to go out for 4 more days AND not supposed to be anywhere near a PC or a TV for 4 more days. Fuck, if the warning stops me..You can all start laughing now assholes…
And yeah, nid, what the fuck is an ‘irl’ friend, you asshat
Friday, February 15th, 2008 07:54 pm GMT +5.5 at 7:54 pm
Oh and i forgot to add that I love all of you…From the bottom of my heart…Swear to god…
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 12:21 pm GMT +5.5 at 12:21 pm
sxile loves us all…. what can be more horrible then that
Monday, March 3rd, 2008 09:30 pm GMT +5.5 at 9:30 pm
gamers have no sex life?