Red Alert 3 is coming.

You heard that right. Command & Conquer Red Alert Three will be probably revealed in a PC Gamer Exclusive in there special April issue. While RA3’s existence isn’t completely new (there were several unofficial announcements way back in 2004 and 2005), a sneak peak in an English magazine (the other rumor floating about was in a Belgium magazine) to find out just what EA is doing is definitely worth a look. Now all I gotta find is an issue of PCGamer waaay out here in the middle of nowhere and I’ll be all set. Until then though, I’ll probably just have to satisfy myself by taking a look through the scant few screenshots available that can be found here.

Now that the serious stuff is out of the way, allow me to express my absolute and unfettered joy at this piece of news. Red Alert is still my second-favorite RTS series and both RA1 & RA2 were pieces of awesome that really haven’t been replicated since. To see it come out in RA3 brings a tear to my eye.

But at the same time, it also brings many questions. Will EA screw everything up? Why do the Mammoth tanks look like complete ass? But most importantly: do we get to see Tanya make out with that hot soviet chic in the picture?

For now though my mind doesn’t want to listen to all that. All it wants to say and think of is REJOICE! Rejoice my comrades for the time of Mammoth Tanks, Campyness and shocking Tesla Technology has returned once more! The Iron Curtain protects! The Chronosphere…er…chronothingamagigs! Down with the capitalists! etc, etc

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get a new set of pants.

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• Red Alert 3 Cometh | Kinshuk Sunil Says:
  Saturday, February 16th, 2008 08:55 pm GMT +5.5 at 8:55 pm

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