Now it’s not everyday Microsoft gets really generous with you, but we’ve been pretty darn happy that we’ve been swindling quite a bit of stuff from them over the last year. Sure, we had to give them all to our dear readers (who we’re required by law not to slander, torture, maim or kill.. unfortunately) but still, at least some of us got to go to cool parties, eat lots of free food and get hammered on free booze while they checked out boobs. And oh yes, games too.
Having worked our asses for over a year on the site without seeing a single penny tossed our way (come on, folks, be generous, nominate us in your wills, please?), and having lots of bad shit happen to me over the last couple of months, including getting disconnected from the Internet, getting my DVD player broken, an RRoD’ed Xbox 360 and my Dad checking out of the mortal realm last month, I am finally very pleased to announce that I have been awarded the Xbox India MVP 2008 award, which I guess makes me the second person in the country to win one, after GamingIndians’ Ogden Wernstrom, I mean, Sameer Desai, won the first one last quarter.
For all those curious (read: jealous) folks who’re interested in knowing what goodies I get, here’s a little list:
OK, so I made the last one up, but its what I (and a billion others) want. Hopefully Microsoft India will stick to their promise about hooking the debug-unit-starved country up with some real soon. But seriously, none of what we’ve been doing would have been possible without the excellent team we have that keeps the site going and kicking serious ass with every word that they write.
OK, now that the moment of sanity has passed, I am going to go celebrate my new found celebrity status by having my slaves erect a 100 ft. statue of me and worship me by offering me their gaming hardware and software. And yes, busting their balls by finishing up those impossible-to-get multiplayer achievements on my GamerTag. Oh yes!
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July 5th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
for he’s a jolly good fellow….
July 8th, 2008 at 10:27 am
keep the emails, send the debug unit down here.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:44 am
oh, the emails!!!