Interesting piece of information I stumbled across today. An article on the BBC’s website reports that according to a recent study (read experiment); a few chimps were pitted up against students from the Kyoto University in Japan to test memory tasks. The tests involved remembering random numbers on the screen and then recalling which boxes these numbers were in.

Guess what - the humans lost! Yeah - THE HUMANS LOST!

Interesting because if you start to think about it, here are just some of the 9 major things that could go horribly wrong with life as we know it:

• Counter Strike will no longer be played by 14 year old delinquents.
• You’ll probably get pwn3d in every online deathmatch by a Chimp.
• Donkey Kong now gets to run around and bone princess Peach.
• Ape Escape and Ape Academy will cease to exist and the franchise will die - breaking the hearts of millions of little girls.
• Monkey Island would be called “Guybrush Threepwood’s Adventures”. Ugh!
• You will no longer be able to use terms like “spanking the monkey” or “freezing the balls of a brass monkey”.
• The Foo Fighters would lose a great song.
• Bananas would no longer be used as replacement dildo’s.
• theANGRYpixel staff would become the smartest primates on the planet and we would eventually rule the world.

Got any ideas of what else could go horribly wrong (or right)? Well, write a comment and buy favour with us now… don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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• Dev Kanchen Says:
  December 6th, 2007 at 11:07 pm

  Kiddies will be ’subjected’ to a free screening of Yashraj presents Hanuman 3-D?