God of War fans worldwide were pretty pissed on April 11th. Especially people like me who literally stared at the countdown timer religiously for atleast 10 minutes everyday. There were rumours and speculations of the PSP game announcement or maybe the PS3 God of War 3 or maybe a full blown expansion pack for God of War 2 on the PS2 to actually give a satisfying treat to those who were put off by the cliffhanger at the end of God of War 2…

But things didn’t go as expected…no announcement was made that shook the heavens or anything close to that. All we got was a crappy video of Kratos’ fight with the Colossus of Rhodes along with some commentary from the developers. And of course, the secret HD mode (which they say slows down the game a bit when activated…WTF?!?). I was there when the countdowntimer hit zero and boy, I was pissed …extremely pissed. The Island of Rhodes was officially a piece of over hyped crap.

But I’d like to take back what i just said. It seems that all is not lost, we may just have our big announcement. To make things easier for readers I’ll just give a step by step procedure so that you can join in on the hype. Let’s just hope it doesn’t kick us in the balls like the last time.

1.) Go to www.islandofrhodes.org

2.) Skip past the crappy video commentary by hitting PROCEED. This will bring you to a page with information about the island of Rhodes.

3.) Now hidden away in this page are the letters that will form KRATOS…you will have to click the letters in order to form the name of everyone’s favourite bald killer. Given below is a picture to help you find out where the hidden letters are.

4.) This will bring you to another video, this one being about the Kratos on Pegasus scenario. Hit PROCEED to reach a page that will reveal a sliding puzzle that you have to solve before the timer runs out. Trust me, its TOUGH…DAMN TOUGH…and irritating too…atleast it was for me.

5.) Once you get through the puzzle, you will come to the page with the revelation of the secret (read:CRAPPY) HD mode…and just below on this page click on YOU SEEK AN AUDIENCE WITH THE FATES.

6.) This will bring you to another timer that will probably end on April 24th…and a part of an image is shown. This could probably be what all that hype was about. Maybe its the PSP game or maybe the PS3 game or maybe the expansion pack ( I WANT MORE SHIT ON THE PS2 PLEASE). Though this God of War has a subtitle and all that we can make out is a ‘CH’. Now it could be anything. Many people have tried to guess what it may be…and so have I. Here are some of my guesses:

1.) God of War: Chains of Fate

2.) God of War: Chu Chu Kingdom

3.) God of War: Chip and Dale

4.) God of War: Chariots of the Gods

5.) God of War: Chu**ya Har**mi (FOR PAL regions ONLY)

6.) God of War: Chupaqabra of Death 

There you have it people. We will all find out what all the hubbub is about in about a weeks time. And it better be a goddamn game, or people will die.

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• the ANGRY pixel blog » Blog Archive » No God of War: Chu Chu Kingdom Says:
  April 21st, 2007 at 2:42 pm

  [...] like Aiman was wrong, and it’s, very, very sadly, not God of War: Chupaqabra of Death or Chu Chu Kingdom! If [...]