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Gone are the days of stripping with each hand you lost at a poker game. What’s new, you ask? Stripping each time you got fragged in the Halo 3 beta! That’s right. The incredibly horny (and lucky) bastards at Epileptic Gaming decided to find out what happens when you mix pornstars and the Halo 3 beta, and brought over porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose for a nice session where each bit of clothing came off as the frags started to, err, rack up.While they’re still trying to work out how to post the videos online without getting their ass kicked by their bandwidth providers, they’ve managed to post out a couple of screencaps and a video preview, with the promise that more videos of the lovely sisters would be made available soon for our lecherous viewing pleasure later this week. We’re just wondering how we can soon replace all our party games at our LAN parties with this fun activity. We wonder if the Master Chief’s helmet has a wiper to get rid of all the condensation that must be building up inside…

PS: An afterthought hits as to how good these gorgeous gals are in Halo 3, considering they take some time to take off their clothes between frags. I consider myself to be able to stand my own ground in most multiplayer games, including Gears of War, but Halo 3 has me stumped. If I were in this situation, (before you kill yourself, that’s just hypothetical) I’d be buck naked in 10 seconds flat, considering how much I get “pwn3d” in the game. Oh well, I hope Ava and Mia can teach this old dog some new tricks with their recorded videos on Live, but who am I kidding, their Friends list is probably chock full already!

Source: [FleshBot, via Epileptic Gaming]

What is it with the Japanese and big boobs? With sexual habits that involve older women, lots of physical abuse and tons of mucho-weird tentacles, it is not unusual that almost every notable female figure from almost every media gets a ginormous boob job and is forced to participate in wanton acts of carnality.

And, of course, considering the Japanese near-mania state of obsession with the Fainaru Fantajī games, it’s inevitable that all the hot and cute (and seemingly underage, I might add) would undergo this sexual morphism as well, just to cater to the perverts in all of us. And it looks like the latest Final Fantasy girl to sit down and polish someone’s blade is none other than FF VII, umm, heart-throb, Tifa Lockheart.

Akibablog, in all their sexed-up wanderings, spotted this nice hentai comic of Tifa where she drops her entire inventory to take on two students(?) in what is described to be a teacher-rape fantasy experiment that goes on for all of 52 pages! Obviously, thousands of sex-starved otakus are probably lining up to take this home to their hump-pillows and not see the light of day for the next three weeks. Wonder what Square Enix has to say about all of this. Just as long as their own employees don’t take this to work or worse, design their own hentai based on the ultra-gorgeous CG Tifa from Advent Children. We wonder if we’d find any reasonably cute Tifa cosplayer here…

Read the Akibablog article on the comic >>
(Warning! EXPLICIT IMAGES! Not suitable for work!)

Edit: It looks like the guys at Kotaku actually understood all that Japanese and got through to what the article really was. Check out their impressions here.