…make Chloe something something….

Meet Chloe O’Brian - Intelligence Agent/Internet Protocol Manager, firearm expert, social recluse, and of course, hot babe with a sweet rack. Which probably explains why almost every geek on the planet has a mondo crush on her. Sadly, however, just like the old Shakespeare dude said, appearances can often be deceptive. No, we don’t mean that she’s actually a shemale or something like that. We’ve got worse news for the geeks (you guys better sit down) - Ms. Mary Lynn Rajskub isn’t as tech-savvy as Chloe! In fact, that’s a supermassive understatement, the equivalent of describing a thermonuclear reaction with the words “It go boom!”

Geek Monthly decided to sit down and walk Ms. Rajskub through the paces, posing a barrage of questions designed to see how much she knew about her job at CTU, just like Prof. Frink decided to grill Lucy Lawless on Xena! And guess what, the results are hilarious. Here’s some pricess quips to make your day, or, if you were hoping to marry her and raise little Dexter - Boy Geniuses, push you enough to go jump off the nearest bridge.

Windows Vista DRM – Good or bad?
It’s outstanding. No, fair. Actually I don’t use a PC—we’re all on Macs. Is that weird?
(Nope, that about makes you a hardcore geek in our book) 

What’s your favorite Linux distro?
The purple one?
(Ack, murder!! Look, Lisa, this has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit!)

Do you think the increase in performance between the Intel Duo and the Intel Core Duo is worth the price?
It’s a little expensive—overpriced.
(Yes…must….say….with….straight….face…)

What is a mouse?
The one I have at home is squishy—but on the show it’s just big—I have to work it with both hands.
(Umm, work it with both hands? I thought she played a geek, not a porn star!)

In one episode you had to reboot the routers. Why did you have to do this yourself? Don’t you have patsies to do that stuff?
It’s like I have to do everything myself—no one else is to be trusted.
(Well said, Mrs. Mulder!)

How much RAM is enough RAM?
I need more RAM.
(Yeah, don’t we all. You also need a nice big hard disk in your drive bay.)

There’s a theory on the net that Chloe has Asberger Syndrome…
I’ve heard about this—let’s just say I’m a genius and leave it at that. And that I can talk to dolphins.
(Oh good, this way at least you’ll get a free fish bowl when the Vogons come)

Ahh, what the hell, we’re just here to see Chloe get out of that business suit and into hot sexy dresses and pose with guns, swords and ….. big bombs?

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• Parag Vad Says:
  April 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm

  “RAM? i need more RAM…”

  ^This was indeed priceless…

  You sure do,sweetie…You also need a spank-a-roo from daddy exile to get them cobwebs outta your head.

  *runs off to do an image search on Chloe O’brian*