Knock knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad Ghajini - The Game has a trailer for you? If you’re not, we don’t blame you. FX Labs’ recent teaser to “India’s First 3D PC Game” (apparently Agni never existed, which actually makes sense if you think about it) showcases a digital Aamir Khan zip-lining from building to building, and going all Chuck Norris on some poor fools. Which is fine, if it actually looked like it was part of the game. Which it doesn’t. Right? You’ll know soon enough.

(Thanks to Snake for the find!)

In between conceited guffaws and outstanding fits of mockery divided between “serial entrepreneur”, “significant online gaming presence” and “expert speak” for so little as a coffee mug associated with FX Labs, I came upon this misshapen fool’s gold nugget. Hm. Quaint. If you bother to actually go through all of brotha Reddi’s drivel, chances are you’ll come up with much less subtle and infinitely more scathing remarks on what is ultimately an opinion on what constitutes a selling game in India (undertones of “And we know how to do it, beetches” included).

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