Relationships are mystifying. Once upon a time in the far off land of Queens, NY – a lovely lady and I were supposed to meet at a local arcade parlor for some hardcore Time Crisis 3 co-op. Sadly instead, she stood me up with not so much a call, email or telegram! Women. Go figure.

But it’s a damn shame whenever a significant other stops being your significant other, and ensues to be in possession of certain items that clearly aren’t meant to be in their possession anymore. Such a woe has befallen on one particular IGN board member named TELPEURION, and his intentions are pretty clear: to get his ex girlfriend to give back his Nintendo DS Lite, several games, and a bicycle. Although I never look at the specifics, it’s kinda expected you’d want to pressure former associates, and what better way is there when you can take their tooshie down to court. TELPEURION plans to do just that, and we can’t really blame him. After all, stranger things have happened.

So from our side to him, we wish him the best of luck and hope to hear further updates on the situation.