There are no boundaries. Everything is open to us. For that reason, nothing is truly forever sacred. The only true way to embrace evil is to become it. Are you man enough to accept the challenge?

Seriously, are you? Are you?!

What could possibly come from writing a negative review about a videogame-to-film adaptation? How about an angry email from the director who was solely responsible for putting it together! Chris Kohler just got that, but things didn’t end there, oh no siree. A telephonic interview with the German extraterrestrial commonly referred to as “Uwe Boll” was conducted in order to have a better understanding of what it’s really trying to convey to us (Foreigners can be a bewildering lot, as we Indians would know best). What follows is a one-sided, agenda pushing discussion of hypocrisy and some serious perseverance. And commentary! Can’t neglect the enticing commentary. The ironing, after all, is simply delicious.

You should admire that nobody else did what I did in the last ten years. Nobody else on the whole planet, not one filmmaker out of Germany was able to raise money. All the German money went to the Hollywood studios, I was the only guy doing it. I did one movie after the other, not anybody else. I do my own distribution, my own project development, my own financing and everything. Nobody else did that. But in the opinion of the Boll bashers, I’m a talentless idiot. And you see it exactly the same. You don’t see a big difference between me and an amateur trash guy who shoots with his HD camera for five bucks a movie! This is what your article shows, and this is exactly the same as what the Boll bashers are writing, and this is wrong. This is totally all completely wrong.

Source: Uwe Boll Interview: ‘I’m Not The New Ed Wood’, ‘You’re Not A Good Journalist’

And just for good measure, here’s his Wikipedia page.