As the popular myth goes, gamers really don’t have a love-life, a sex-life or a life of any kind to speak of. Gamers are just meant to guzzle on Game Fuel while they live out their Master Chief fantasies, all the while Googling up “Cortana-Master Chief sex” search strings. Valentine Days are meant to be celebrated by the mushy types. A hardcore gamer would rather prefer a well perforated and bullet ridden alien rather then a beautiful red rose. And lets face it: Who needs women except for when you need a quick sandwich between your COD4 MP breaks?

