As a developer, hammering out code for a multimillion dollar behemoth isn’t really satisfying for a person’s ego, especially when it’s planet sized like mine. Everytime I see someone at a job that I want to do, like a globetrotter or a porn star, I usually work myself up into a complete state of frenzy about how I should be at that job, getting paid to have criminally insane amounts of fun. Another job to add to the list seems to be this - foley artist for Digital Extremes’ latest game, Dark Sector.

These guys get to have obscene amounts of fun generating sound effects for Dark Sector, simulating the sounds of snapping necks, extreme dismemberment and squelchy glaive kills by ripping apart celery stalks, smashing watermelons with hammers and fingerfucking zuchhinis to kingdom come! We’ll just let you go and watch these guys live our veggie/fruit sadomasochistic dreams while we try to find some voodoo dolls of these guys to crucify.

Watch the video at GamesRadar >

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• Reginald Miranda Says:
  April 10th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

  WTF indeed!