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Gone are the days of stripping with each hand you lost at a poker game. What’s new, you ask? Stripping each time you got fragged in the Halo 3 beta! That’s right. The incredibly horny (and lucky) bastards at Epileptic Gaming decided to find out what happens when you mix pornstars and the Halo 3 beta, and brought over porn sisters Ava and Mia Rose for a nice session where each bit of clothing came off as the frags started to, err, rack up.While they’re still trying to work out how to post the videos online without getting their ass kicked by their bandwidth providers, they’ve managed to post out a couple of screencaps and a video preview, with the promise that more videos of the lovely sisters would be made available soon for our lecherous viewing pleasure later this week. We’re just wondering how we can soon replace all our party games at our LAN parties with this fun activity. We wonder if the Master Chief’s helmet has a wiper to get rid of all the condensation that must be building up inside…
PS: An afterthought hits as to how good these gorgeous gals are in Halo 3, considering they take some time to take off their clothes between frags. I consider myself to be able to stand my own ground in most multiplayer games, including Gears of War, but Halo 3 has me stumped. If I were in this situation, (before you kill yourself, that’s just hypothetical) I’d be buck naked in 10 seconds flat, considering how much I get “pwn3d” in the game. Oh well, I hope Ava and Mia can teach this old dog some new tricks with their recorded videos on Live, but who am I kidding, their Friends list is probably chock full already! 
Source: [FleshBot, via Epileptic Gaming]
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May 22nd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Mia, if you are reading this, i want you SO BAD! You can come to my pad for a round of halo 3 any day,
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:23 pm
What, you decide to start with the top dog? Let’s see you beat the rest of us, then we’ll put you in the petting zoo and see if you can stay 5 seconds without killing someone from your own team.
And oh yeah, get an Xbox 360 first. At least NOW you have a slim chance in hell of meeting them on Live with the 360. What happens if you sell your $5 soul to the PS3, Bartholomew ‘Jojo’ Simpson?
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Cowabanga dude! Oh man i cant stop staring at mia’s sugar titties. And to think, she is gamer….She even says she spends days with WOW.
I am SERIOUSLY thinking of getting an x360 just to get dirty with the girls on live!
So again, mia if you are reading this, remember krishnan: BAN! Parag: Accept!
^ Man am i the biggest loser
May 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 pm
PS: OMG mia, i love you, will you marry me?
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:16 am
They’re actually pretty good gamers and geeks to boot. And I hope the Xbox Live banhammer falls on your head real fast if you try talking trash in a game. Of course, knowing Xbox Live, nothing will bloody come of it, but there’s nothing to stop them filing a complaint anyway.
By the way, someone should point your girlfriend over to these comments. At least then we’ll see what happens when a person gets fragged in the real world. I’ll be happy to just play with them if I get the chance. But I think it might end up like my first Gears of War match - get downed, get up, get downed again, ad nauseum ad infinitum, much to the other person’s amusement (I hope). GAH! Was that humiliating! Oh well, back to more abuse on the H3beta!
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:27 am
I wouldn’t mind going down in mia’s case! And i am sure she WILL be amused by that.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:55 am
We’re in pretty good with the sisters, maybe we should setup a “Win a date with Mia” contest for the show…
By the way guys, if you liked the vid, we run a daily show everyday at 7PM EST. It’s video game and video game culture oriented, and as you can see, its a bit more adult themed than some of the other bs out there.
Regardless we thank the angry pixel for picking up the story, and hope that we can only deliver more mindless yet hilarious stunts in the future.
djWHEAT, Host of Epileptic Gaming
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:34 pm
i need an extra pair of underpants….
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:02 pm
Epileptic Gaming to set u p a “Win a date with Mia” contest. Oh god, now that’s the last thing we’d want to see, considering there’s no bloody way any of us here have a whelk’s chance in a supernova of winning that thing, and we’ll surely start breaking out voodoo dolls in the likeness of the winner and start toying with pins in its groin area…
But seriously, I’ve come to love your show, but thanks to the stupid time zone (lousy rotating Earth!) differences, am rarely able to catch them and have to watch the episodes later. But with work and this-so-called-life, there hardly seems to be enough time to appreciate the finer things in life, like the boobies of some other woman who’s not your wife or your girlfriend..
@booby, I mean, Bobby:
Yes, you do. But wait, what’s that going to solve…?
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
You see.. bra and panty are two pieces…. so guys are always at a loss of one garment when it comes to stripping games, so i was trying to set a balance….
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Well, I was right! I’m sure you are a huge hit with the ladies.
May 24th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
woo hoo.. in your face Hefner….
May 24th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Huh - what! wait….wow! Wa-wa-weeee!! I showed this to a few people at work and they started thinking about buying 360’s now. Do i get something nice now? (except a kick in the balls from M$ with a team-scream “SUCKER!!”)
August 5th, 2007 at 11:32 am
My PSP Center
August 13th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
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